kingjaffejoffer:

kerihiltons:

thickienicki:

One time for black don’t crack! He’s literally 73!

I’m screaming he literally looks 33…. He could literally even pass for 28 I am not even playin this is some scurry shit

Did they really censor Aaron Neville’s last name like he isn’t a world famous musician?

kingjaffejoffer:

kerihiltons:

thickienicki:

One time for black don’t crack! He’s literally 73!

I’m screaming he literally looks 33…. He could literally even pass for 28 I am not even playin this is some scurry shit

Did they really censor Aaron Neville’s last name like he isn’t a world famous musician?

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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This is what I wear to taco Tuesday the night before my birthday. I don’t give a FUUUUUUUUCK!

This is what I wear to taco Tuesday the night before my birthday. I don’t give a FUUUUUUUUCK!

@6 hours ago with 4 notes

I need all of the margaritas.

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visualscott:

The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay” is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay” as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender roles. She shames him for being thin and wearing makeup. 

In the opening line of the song she says he should kill himself. 

But, you know, baby you’re a firework or whatever. 

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wealthypizzalover76 replied to your photo “This is what I wear to taco Tuesday the night before my birthday. I…”

style icon.

My socks have cupcakes on them. :)

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#wealthypizzalover76 
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leauxnoir:

GIVENCHY s/s 2015

leauxnoir:

GIVENCHY s/s 2015

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